Sunday, January 25, 2015

A Parkade of Horrors in Wilkes-Barre

Urine trouble if you set foot in this Wilkes-Barre parkade's stairwell. You may notice pools of a substance other than H2O of which the entire stairwell reeks. At the top floor are discarded beer cans from many bums seeking a warm refuge from a Wilkes-Barre January as they almost magically transform an intoxicating substance into a disgusting one.

Should you walk on other stairways, you may have to dodge pools of vomit, flattened pizza slices, and mysterious dark clumps of things that are disfigured beyond recognition.

And be careful when walking to the nearby Movies 14 Cinema since an extremely slick oily substance seems to have been dumped all over the stairs leading there.

In fact if you're going to see a horror movie, it would be cheaper and perhaps more horrifying to simply walk around in this parkade on a wet and rainy night where odors permeate the moist air and things from the dingy ground stick to your shoe. You could get more of a thrill while at the same time refrain from contributing money to liberal Hollywood.